theboldandthebeautiful

Stephanie lost it again in 1999 when Brooke and Thorne became engaged.  Stephanie found herself at Big Bear with Brooke and tried to stab her.  Thorne stopped her before she did any damage to Brooke but the damage to Stephanie was done.   Seeing Brooke and Thorne together weeks later, Stephanie suffered a stroke.  Eric, as he so often does, proposed to Stephanie in the hospital and she, as she always does, accepted.  They got married in her hospital room with Thorne and Macy as witnesses.  After the stroke, Thorne and Brooke kept their relationship on the down low so as not to upset Stephanie’s recovery. 

Give me a break!

Every time Brooke is “forbidden” to be with someone, it makes her all the more hot to do it.  Half of what has propelled her relationship with Ridge this far is the fact that Stephanie keeps forbidding it!

Does Brooke really think that she can forbid her grown son from seeing Steffy and he’ll do what he’s told?  Please.  Brooke never established herself as a mother figure to her son and certainly never did anything to earn his respect so why should he pay attention to anything she has to  say now?

After all, he’s only doing what his mother taught him to do:

Find a family and sleep your way through it!

*Trivia bit, the only man in Ridge’s family Brooke has not slept with is Massimo Marone.  She has been with Eric, Ridge, Thorne and Nick.  Luckily, Massimo is too smart for her high school games.

Brooke has this massive expensive mansion and yet every Tom, Dick and Harry in Los Angeles can just walk right in and make their way into her bedroom. I don’t get it.
With all that money, you’d think she’d either hire some security, get a good security system or at the very least lock the doors!
Okay, after watching the show for twenty odd years, I understand that Katherine Kelly Lang, the actress who plays Brooke Logan Forrester et al, enjoys showing off her wares but come on!
Oddly enough, whenever she is in a state of undress and somebody walks in the room, it is never Ridge and yet she continues to assume it is.

When Brooke and Ridge started announcing that they were married in a private ceremony with just the two of them, I wanted to gak.
The writers have these two make so many assumptions about everything and just expect viewers to take it all in without question.
Now, I’m almost beginning to believe that the writers actually have a twist in store for us that doesn’t involve Brooke sleeping with somebody else on her wedding night, or Ridge falling into a furnace.
When Stephanie brought up the fact that a ceremony between two people on the beach hardly sounds legal and then Brooke made such a fuss over saying that she was married to Ridge and there was nothing Stephanie or anyone else could do about it, well, that’s when I knew Stephanie (and I) wouldn’t have to wait until June for the breakup!

There comes a time in a woman’s life when the virginal wreath of flowers is just plain inappropriate.  Katherine Kelly Lang is 47 years old, and the character of Brooke Logan is far from virginal.
Puhleeeeese!
If I had a 47 year old friend who had slept around as much as Brooke Logan had, I’d bite the bullet and let her know that the white dress and the wreath of flowers was well over the inappropriate line.
While I’m mentioning things that are inappropriate, how about a marriage bed on a public beach in Malibu? Am I the only one who thinks that a couple of forty-somethings doing it on a public beach is inappropriate?

Oh, gak.

I’ve been listening to these two proclaim their love for each other since 1987. That hasn’t stopped either of them from proclaiming their commitment to hoards of other lovers over the past twenty years and I have serious doubts as to how committed these two can be to each other when e hates everyone in her family and she’s slept with everyone in his.
Surely there are not fans out there who believe a commitment between these two is ever going to
actually take?

Come on, people! If they couldn’t do it in the past twenty years, what makes you think they can do it now?

Neither one is any more mature than they were back then. When do you suppose the writers will have these two grow up?

All by themselves on a beach, oh - that’s a sacred beach, according to Ridge.
I’m sorry, folks, but a couple of people proclaiming their love on a beach in Malibu is just a couple of people giving each other lip service. I’m sure it happens all the time in Malibu.

Do these writers think we’re idiots? This is not a wedding. They’ve been building this wedding up as an actual
wedding and now we’re supposed to believe that this is legally binding?

Give me some credit and a break while you’re at it.

Apparently Brooke and Ridge have been married so many times that the writers have just run out of new ideas for their weddings!

Mark my words:
Like the words Ridge had written in the sand, so too will this coupling disappear with the next high tide.

If I have to watch Ridge and Brooke get married one more time, I swear I’ll gouge my eyes out with a spoon!

Why, why, why do we keep watching the Ridge and Brooke show?

She has slept with his father (or the man we thought was his father).  She’s been with both his brothers.  She never had a son-in-law she never slept with.  She is, quite frankly, the town bike.

Would somebody please tell me why anyone would want to marry Brooke?

When it comes to Brooke and Ridge getting married yet again, I’m really surprised the writers went there - again.  It has been done to death!  STOP IT!