Jan
09
2009
Who wouldn’t fall for Kyle Lowder?
I feel for Steffy. She’s much more worldly than Phoebe ever was and she needs a real man, an older man, but pairing her with Rick is just a train wreck waiting to happen.
Bridget is a smart girl. She’ll talk to Rick first before spilling the beans but, mark my words, the beans will be spilled and Ridge will be out for blood. One way or another, the writers seem to be bound and determined to get a Romeo and Juliet story out of Rick.
Honestly, I’d rather see Ridge off the show than Rick. Rick is far more interesting a character!
Jan
08
2009
How much rejection can one woman take?
Bridget shows up at Owen’s place in a bikini, under a trench coat, and gets shot down.
Well, okay, she didn’t get shot down but the man didn’t fall to his knees and say “Gimme!”
Now she thinks he’s gay because Pam, who is old enough to be his grandmother, thought a candlelit dinner for two was appropriate for a working dinner. What is wrong with that woman’s switches?
Could somebody please tell me why the writers can’t come up with a new guy for Bridget rather than recycling her mother’s and aunts’ lovers?
Jan
07
2009
Brooke has this massive expensive mansion and yet every Tom, Dick and Harry in Los Angeles can just walk right in and make their way into her bedroom. I don’t get it.
With all that money, you’d think she’d either hire some security, get a good security system or at the very least lock the doors!
Okay, after watching the show for twenty odd years, I understand that Katherine Kelly Lang, the actress who plays Brooke Logan Forrester et al, enjoys showing off her wares but come on!
Oddly enough, whenever she is in a state of undress and somebody walks in the room, it is never Ridge and yet she continues to assume it is.
Jan
06
2009
When Brooke and Ridge started announcing that they were married in a private ceremony with just the two of them, I wanted to gak.
The writers have these two make so many assumptions about everything and just expect viewers to take it all in without question.
Now, I’m almost beginning to believe that the writers actually have a twist in store for us that doesn’t involve Brooke sleeping with somebody else on her wedding night, or Ridge falling into a furnace.
When Stephanie brought up the fact that a ceremony between two people on the beach hardly sounds legal and then Brooke made such a fuss over saying that she was married to Ridge and there was nothing Stephanie or anyone else could do about it, well, that’s when I knew Stephanie (and I) wouldn’t have to wait until June for the breakup!
Jan
05
2009
Now this one is making me laugh!
Donna is such a nitwit that she didn’t bother to tell Eric about the source of the bikini before she wore it on the runway. Surely she wasn’t so stupid to think that nobody would ever want to know where it came from?
Well, maybe she is that stupid.
Will she learn though?
By wearing that bikini, she gave Pam entre’ into the fashion world and right into her world.
Pam isn’t going back to Chicago. Not now and not ever. She’ll be a hot shot fashion designer right along Eric and don’t think she won’t make her own moves when the opportunity arises. She’s been hot for Eric for years!
(And with Eric Forrester, it may take a little pharmaceutical nudge nowadays, but the opportunity always arises.)
Jan
04
2009
There comes a time in a woman’s life when the virginal wreath of flowers is just plain inappropriate. Katherine Kelly Lang is 47 years old, and the character of Brooke Logan is far from virginal.
Puhleeeeese!
If I had a 47 year old friend who had slept around as much as Brooke Logan had, I’d bite the bullet and let her know that the white dress and the wreath of flowers was well over the inappropriate line.
While I’m mentioning things that are inappropriate, how about a marriage bed on a public beach in Malibu? Am I the only one who thinks that a couple of forty-somethings doing it on a public beach is inappropriate?
Jan
03
2009
Oh, gak.
I’ve been listening to these two proclaim their love for each other since 1987. That hasn’t stopped either of them from proclaiming their commitment to hoards of other lovers over the past twenty years and I have serious doubts as to how committed these two can be to each other when e hates everyone in her family and she’s slept with everyone in his.
Surely there are not fans out there who believe a commitment between these two is ever going to
actually take?
Come on, people! If they couldn’t do it in the past twenty years, what makes you think they can do it now?
Neither one is any more mature than they were back then. When do you suppose the writers will have these two grow up?
Jan
02
2009
All by themselves on a beach, oh - that’s a sacred beach, according to Ridge.
I’m sorry, folks, but a couple of people proclaiming their love on a beach in Malibu is just a couple of people giving each other lip service. I’m sure it happens all the time in Malibu.
Do these writers think we’re idiots? This is not a wedding. They’ve been building this wedding up as an actual
wedding and now we’re supposed to believe that this is legally binding?
Give me some credit and a break while you’re at it.
Apparently Brooke and Ridge have been married so many times that the writers have just run out of new ideas for their weddings!
Mark my words:
Like the words Ridge had written in the sand, so too will this coupling disappear with the next high tide.
Jan
01
2009
Oh, how I hate the fashion shows!
I always dread the Forrester fashion shows. I realize they are important to the story, what with Forrester Creations being a fashion design business, but I hate them anyway.
My beef with the latest fashion show is the fact that Eric would put a bikini in it as the showstopper knowing full well that he didn’t design it and had no hand in its creation at all.
Where does he think it came from anyway?
Come on, Eric may be old but he isn’t senile. What the heck is he doing? Poor, stupid Eric. Maybe he does need Stephanie after all.